I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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