This is not my ceiling
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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