yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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