I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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