are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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