Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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