Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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