Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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