just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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