ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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