The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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