Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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