normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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