So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It was like giving head to a cactus.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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