that's an acceptable place to lick
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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