i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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