i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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