if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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