Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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