I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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