we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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