i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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