Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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