dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I don't think brook has ever known best
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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