Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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