you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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