We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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