Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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