The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
How naked do you want me to be?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
