Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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