It's Friday. Sex?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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