Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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