I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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