i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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