i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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