The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
That's when you crack a 10am beer
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I checked into jail on foursquare
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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