Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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