The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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