"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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