dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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