And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
There are leaves in my underwear?
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