Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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