ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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