i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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