If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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