did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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