bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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