too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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