New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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