But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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