And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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