But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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