you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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