I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
They are going to name an STD after you.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
