i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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