and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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