And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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