god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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